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Good Times, -Francis

Words to use: Warthog, confessional booth, adult diapers.

It was a very busy morning for Jimmy Davis. Jimmy worked for a newspaper company delivering company related materials for vendors that order their paper. Getting up late due to an evening partly remembered, Jimmy managed to put on the worst possible attire you could possibly imagine. It’s safe to say that at first glance he appeared to have been mangled by a warthog on the way to the office. After parading through the hallways of his crowded building, he abruptly bumped into, Francis, his coworker and occasional friend, if you consider a man who takes you out in the middle of the night to demonstrate how to pick up girls in your local bars. Jimmy looked at his friend with the most confused look. Francis had smile on his face as if he knew something that no one was supposed to know but was eager to share it with the world. He had reminded Jimmy of their late night adventures through the city and wanted to get the four one one on the hottie Jimmy was flirting with. All of a sudden Jimmy felt like he was in a confessional booth spilling his inner secrets and thoughts, but was being broadcasted to the whole world since the receiving end was not a priest but Francis. Considering all the details Jimmy gave, a lot of the night was still a blur. He could only remember up to the eighth or ninth shot of the night. Francis was receptive, his smile was far reaching from ear to ear. Jimmy just thought nothing of it. After the brief yet detailed reenactment of the almost forgotten night, Jimmy decided to move back to his quiet sanctuary, his desk. Having read through his entire day’s schedule, he began to gather his materials and documents that needed to get delivered. Right as he was about to leave his desk, he got a “you’ve got mail” notice on his computer. Sitting back down to read it, the subject line read “the forgotten night, words could not describe.” Moments passed,and Jimmy was motionless as a statue as his eyes focused on the screen in front of him. The email had no text, just an image embedded in the body. It was Jimmy sprawled across the motel floor wearing an adult diaper with the girl completely mortified. The email was signed, “good times, – Francis.”

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Story Time

About a week ago, Gab and I decided to start a new game where we can put our creativity to use. It all started with me telling her that I felt like writing a short story and she suggested that we play a game where we use 3 words (a noun, a location and a random word) to create a short story. I thought it was a great idea. Let’s see what kind of stories we can come up with. You can view our dedicated blog for this by clicking here.

Disclaimer: This is in no way any attempt to showcase my writing abilities, but more focused on creating an outlet for my creativity and to express myself in telling stories.

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iPhone 4

The iPhone 4 gab and I pre-ordered finally arrived yesterday. I haven’t had much time to play with it since we didn’t open up the package until around 10:30pm. I’ll post some cool things about it as I use/play with it more. One thing that I can’t get over is how crisp and clear everything is. Apple wasn’t lying about the retina display. I haven’t seen anything like this, EVER! My overall first impression is that the iPhone 4 is Amazing!

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Pants on the ground. [orginal + parody]

So i’m not a fan of American Idol but I do enjoy the auditions. This one was pretty funny. I also found a parody which I just had to share. Hilarious!

Who has their “pants on the ground’?

Also, what other parodies do you guys find funny? Share them please!

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Parody:

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No power. Bad for productivity.

We just lost power in our building due to the storm. It’s so annoying. I was in the middle of work and I didnt get a chance to save it. I have to do it all over again. I probably lost 10 minutes of work which isn’t bad but this isn’t the first time it happened. It’s not the scale of the work I lost that bothers me, but more the neusance of the power going out.

All I see outside my window are palm trees leaning sideways and rain paving the streets. Imagine being out in a open field on an windy day and you can see the grass move with the wind. Well its the same seen but with the water on concrete. The wind is that intense. Anyway, our hard drives are back up so I can get back to work. I hope the drive home will be safe.

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Tornado strikes Costa Mesa

Tornado hits Ruby's Diner.

Photo from Press-Telegram (http://www.presstelegram.com/breakingnews/ci_14224327)

So I’m sure if you’re in living in Orange County, you’ll know that there’s a storm and there was a tornado warning issued yesterday. Haven’t heard anything today if there’s a tornado warning for today also. Some areas are definitely getting hit harder than others. My co-workers just told me that a few blocks from the office I work at, a tornado ripped through the intersection of Harbor and 19th street. Windows were shattered through the sheer force of the wind. It doesn’t really make me feel all that great since my desk is next to this huge window.  I also found out that the Ruby’s diner at Seal beach was hit. I just hope everyone stays safe out there and stay alert!

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Check out my wife’s blog when you get a chance. She’s has cool posts. Her recent one was really good. It’s about being prepared for emergencies. Overall, she has a lot of interesting ideas to prepare you for an emergency.

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inspired by gab

inspired by gabSo gab (my wife for those who don’t know) started blogging and she basically got me thinking about blogging. I’ve actually tried blogging in the past, but I think I got like three to four posts and then stopped. Not really sure what happened there. I think it was around the time that I got my iPhone. I remember seeing Apple’s keynote presentation where they featured WordPress or a similar app that allowed people to blog on their iPhone. So that’s pretty much how it all got started. I’m hoping that this blog actually turns into something. I don’t really have any specific topic or subject to focus this blog on, but for now it’ll pretty much be just random posts here and there. I guess for now just keep checking back on my blog to see what changes happen to it.

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